THE PASTOR’S DONKEY
A priest wanted to raise money for his church and on
being told there was a fortune in horse racing, decided
to purchase one and enter it in the races.
However, at the local auction, the going price for a
horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey
instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as
well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his
surprise, the donkey came in third. The next day the
local paper carried this headline: PRIEST’S ASS SHOWS.
The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered
it in the race again, and this time it won. The local
paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that
he ordered the priest not to enter the donkey in another
race. The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the
priest to get rid of the donkey. The priest decided to
give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper,
hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would
have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer
for ten dollars. The next day, the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun
to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it
could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN
ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
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Posted in on June 29th, 2007 by suzie | |
on June 29th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
read this several times before but it still makes me laugh!!!
on June 30th, 2007 at 9:09 am
HI LC_Teh,
Agree with you. Too funny..Never get bored reading again and again ..