Men, women and wisdom
I received this a a forwarded email. It is funny and yet it is indeed true. A matter of timing and opportunities.
Subject:* IRONY of life
*men:*
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.
4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck
with others.
**Women:** **
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive
clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to
wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress
beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just “an
old rag”.
6. Although their clothes are always “just an old rag”, they still expect
you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t
believe you.*
*
**Wisdom:**
**
WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID,
“HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA
BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT
WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLOND.”
NOW WE HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND **PLASMA
SCREEN TV, BUT I’M SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT
YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.” **
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT & FIND A HOT
25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE
LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND
WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN’T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIF**E
CRISIS!*
Posted in on January 10th, 2008 by nini | |
